Does it count as "love" if he impregnated her with a turkey baster?

A national treasure, he is!

I ❤️ gravity!

Ba'ad boiz knead lov two!

The Soviet Union was selling oil to Nazi Germany until June 21, 1941. Germany invaded the USSR on June 22, 1941. If only we had a president who was capable of learning from history.

Looks good. Is there a way to buy it without putting money in Jeff Bezos’s pocket?

1) I’m just me. I don’t know who these “you guys” are that you lump me in with. 2) I’m not allowing anyone to do anything. Nobody has asked me for permission to do anything and I haven’t given anyone permission to do anything. Everybody just does what they do. 3) It’s late, I’m tired. Good night.

Well, if you think letting MAGA hold on to power is going to be good for the trans community, then go for it. Let them unleash the full fury of their agenda. Good luck.

It's the hoomans' fawlt fore pudding the hellocobber ware you can see it!

Not for me, it wasn’t. Dad-gummit!

Fucking hell yeah, I can swear up a motherfucking goddamn shit-storm! What the fucking fuck? And furthermore, gosh darn it all to heck!

I get that, but the ONLY alternative we have at this stage of the game is MAGA and I don’t find that acceptable. It’s either them or the Democrats, and seeing as how MAGA wants to kill trans people, I’d say a narrow ledge to stand on is better than an out and out holocaust. No third choice.

You are100% correct , but I was referring specifically to diesel, not overall petroleum consumption.

Every time I remarked about how friendly the people were, the response was, “Oh, this is nothing. If you REALLY want to meet some friendly people, you should go to Newfoundland!”

Well, with good behavior, he might be eligible for parole five years after he dies.

It counts. Stunning!