I just received my mail-in ballot, and eagerly completed it. To help ensure that it arrives safely, I’m not going to mail it back, but will drive the 7 miles to the nearest secure drop-box location. Nothing— and I mean NOTHING— is more important than voting to save democracy.

Of course, sentient people everywhere already think of Trump that way.

Q: Is it true that there are no schools at all in SC? A: No one is certain, but it does appear that way. Q: Why aren’t we sure? A: When we send investigators in— you know, people who can actually read and write— they’re never seen again. The ignorance appears to swallow them.

There are terrible, horrendous flaws in our system of checks-&-balances. But, never forget: if the entire Republican Party weren’t filled with corrupt, seditious monsters, this wouldn’t be an issue. We not only need to prosecute criminal GOP politicians, we need to put an end to the entire party.

They absolutely are. They’re cretinous.

MAGA: I want both of my kids to attend Cornell. My son needs to learn that “No” is just something women say when they wanna be forced, and my daughter needs to learn that God only put her here to please men. It’s the MAGA way.

Every Republican voter is a politically-ignorant cretin, who voted for racism, corruption, and the eradication of democracy. Worse than merely stupid— although they’ve set records for that— these are genuinely evil people who deserve no quarter. They’re absolute monsters.

MAGA: Our ignorance is every bit as important as your science!! We don’t believe the earth is round, that humans ever landed on the moon, or that vaccines work. We demand that you celebrate our unbridled stupidity— just like we do!!!

MAGA: Ain’t Trump great?!! We want our kids to grow up and be just like him— or Mussolini, it don’t really matter none.

Republicans are panicking over losing in OH and TX: ‘Sure, Vivek Ramaswamy and Ken Paxton are scumbag losers, but everyone associates them with your states. Are you sure you wanna give up all the name recognition they earned for you with their malfeasance and corruption?!!’

Because I cherish the Constitution and deeply believe in democracy, I used to resist the idea of restricting voting to people of normal intelligence— but not anymore. Americans should have to pass the same exam immigrants do when applying for citizenship— and most clearly could not.

If the only awful thing that Trump had ever done was to hire a fascist immigrant who’s in the U.S. illegally and give him a federal agency with the power to dismantle our government, that’d be reason enough not ever to elect another Republican.