:O) RS

Rewatched this old movie tonight called "Little Children" with Kate Winslet I'd forgotten how disturbing it was... Good film though RS

YOU: Is it true that when you were a kid your dog ate a bunch of your old 45 records? ME: Yup.. but mostly the Crunchy Western ones RS

Thank you! RS

Stratford! Where the folks are pure Where the Autumn breeze Smells of sweet manure Stratford! The Actors really act And every Chiropractor Really has your back It's such a charming area And when the evening falls It looks just like Bavaria With shops instead of Malls RS

YOU: Remember that girl Carrie from High School who always dreamed of being a famous singer? ME: Do you mean Carrie Yokie? Yea, she could sing anything! RS

ME: So what have you been up to lately? YOU: Still practising medicine... ME: Really? Well, let me know when you get good at it... RS

ST CATHARINES 1978: GUITAR TEACHER: Well, our time is up for today... ME: Already? GUITAR TEACHER: Yup, now let that be a lesson to you! RS

Yea, we may never know RS

It's fun to work at the L.C.B.O! It's fun to twerk at the L.C.B.O-Oh! You got every drink that a man can imbibe You can hang out with all the wine! It's fun to shop at the L.C.B.O! It's fun to stop at the L.C.B.O-Oh! RS

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YOU: Hey Ron, would you say that you're a flawed human being? ME: Are you kidding? I'm the Wizard of flaws! RS