Patel is in that role thanks to Thom Tillis, who voted to advance Patel out of committee and then was the 51st YES in a 51-49 vote. NEVER. AGAIN. NC, vote ROY COOPER, and restore decency and respect for the law in the Senate.

This will escalate quickly, as Trump, Blanche & Markwaynemullin try to force the issue using ICE goons and marshalls and Newsom has to counter with CHiPs and local law enforcement. A real and present threat of government on government armed conflict, thanks to Trump corruption. Are we great yet?

Say what you will, but Gaetz takes me back to a simpler time. A time when all we had to worry about was Rudy holding pressers at a landscaping biz, if Trump would be found guilty on all 34 felonies & whether Gaetz was the one who offered Cawthorn coke & invited him to the orgy. Ahhh, good times.

To sum up: Rogers would do NOTHING to address gas prices, especially anything that would check Trump's egomaniacal whims, which have caused ALL the price increases. Trump invaded Iran. He can't finish his own war. He can't negotiate an opening of Hormuz. He anticipated none of this and had no plan.

Note: @kathygriffin.bsky.social only FAKED a chopped-off head, complete with dripping blood, and suffered near career annihilation, losing work and big money. Hegseth is trying to do the REAL THING AND TELEVISE/LIVESTREAM IT (!), but will suffer absolutely no consequences. THAT is fucked up.

Republicans: B-b-b-but Biden! His inflation was high, eh, 5 years ago! And and it takes a long time to fix it! Everyone: Hmm. Why did Epstein’s bff say he’d fix it “on Day 1”? Inflation was 3% then. It’s higher now. Repubs: But…well, you see…it’s ummm… Everyone: He said he’d end the wars, too.

“Republicans: The Protectors of Women.” Said no woman, ever. Vote the bums OUT, every last one.

Alright, North Carolina, you know what to do: Don’t wait til Nov. 3, Don’t leave it to Donald Trump’s corrupt Postal Service or Dave Boliek’s rules that let his partisan elections staff throw out your ballot, VOTE EARLY, VOTE TODAY, VOTE NOW 🔥🔥🔥

“Playing the role of Deputy Barney Fife in tonight‘s performance, it’s Little Andy Harris! Aww, give the lil fella a hand - he seems a bit cranky tonight!”

If only we had a president that brave with that level of integrity.

Rep. Andy Harris (R-Delicate Flower) clutches pearls, shrieks. "All right, guys. She's ruining your chances to capture me on camera being a total puss!" (Live shot)

Shittiest lawyers in the country threatening to sue is not something I'd sweat. You do you, Cali.

Jesus: Poirot: 'Sup Jesus: ? Poirot: DTF? Jesus: I rebuke thee Poirot: Daddddyyyyyy

My dyslexic brain read, "Telling my ex-in laws," and for a solid minute, I was so confused.

The nice part is there were only about 30 people at his "rally." He's like the last act at the Des Moines Komedy Klub on a Tuesday night with a few drunk farmers falling asleep to his stale-ass applause lines.