We start a book with ten queer characters? We're gonna end it with a baker's dozen, friendo, with no additional cast!

This is honestly why Bree and I decided to embrace Resurrect Your Gays as a Kit Rocha trope.

I don't know anything about this.

I have a very fond relationship with my impact driver

Alyssa what

Once I realized that the Silicon Valley elite truly do not understand on a fundamental level why people actually enjoy things, so much of contemporary life snapped into a sharp, horrible focus.

Sometimes, power outages are super bad for us, mainly because we have crested geckos. But temps are pretty mellow right now, so we just have to keep things charged and ready.

I've prepared for high winds as much as I can with everything outside. I've gathered drinking water, snacks, freeze dried meals, kettle, and our butane camp stove. Got my power station charged, and USB fans and lights at hand. We're pretty set for the storm.

In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com

Celebrate my 50th birthday with me by making me pack fun fidgets and book-themed toys! 😂

Their only accurate and reliable opinion, frankly

why are they so weeeeeird 😭

Me, frantically recording a pronunciation guide: didn't they need this like six months ago? 😳

Yeah, we have Starlight Drives aplenty on this continent. 😩

never the wrong time for this classic

I would have told my professor that was against my religion, which is Not Wanting to Slap A Bitch, and stared at them until they looked away. I kinda semi-wish I was joking, but AM NOT. I have no filter and everything is secondary to "are you fucking kidding me?"

If we want to talk books, but still visual imagery every illustration from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 😭

Aughra from the Dark Crystal scared the absolute living shit out of me.

i especially love all the dopes saying “when the internet first went mainstream everyone hated it too” like it happened in the pioneer days so no one can dispute it, like mf’ers we were THERE

no no nonononooooo