Anton Du Beke singing “I bet you look good on the dance floor.” My daughter said, “I bet Alex Turner is turnering in his grave. And, he’s not even dead.”

I have been excited in the past. I’m familiar with the sensation… but how to explain the buzz im feeling after a 25 year journey to get it made, to finally… FINALLY bring ROGUE TROOPER HOME! Hard to express really. See you at the premiere at the LFF tomorrow night, LONDON! ❤️🇬🇧❤️

I’m losing it

In the latest episode of the GROGNARD files we talk about Bunnies and Burrows. Here’s me at 10 playing Mr Toad in Toad of Toad Hall.

Or, get a can of white emulsion and paint over them

Congratulations to Dirk and Blythy on ten years of the show. Soon the GROGNARD files will be old enough that folk will talk of it with nostalgia, like pre-issue 120 White Dwarf magazine. Probably the truest thing Ste has even recorded "Oasis are okay live" - I'm glad someone finally said it.

Such a foundational issue for me, I absolutely read the shit out of this for so many years… I didn’t have a copy of any RPG when I got this.. My head canon was mine alone (& weird /divergent)

What’s a poster you had in your room when you were still living with your parents but had technically almost grown up “The Sword and the Sorcerer” The “while you were growing up” one would have been the solar system, the real one, with Pluto as a planet, not this dark DeGrasse-Tyson timeline

What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?

I enjoyed playing Mutant City Blues for the first time a couple of weeks ago as part of Pelicon. Going to offer it as a one shot soon.

Now all in one place, all 47 capsule reviews from the recently concluded Robin and Valerie International Film Festival, the fest you can stream along with on your very own couch

Well done. Next stop Bake Off.

Is should do, it has an international membership. Are you just showing off because you’re on holiday. Feet up, nose-deep in a kebab?