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Tom Gauld

@tomgauld.bsky.social

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Cartoonist and Illustrator. My book of science cartoons, PHYSICS FOR CATS, is available now! www.tomgauld.com

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@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:07 PM

625 New Cosy Crime Novels for Autumn! (My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com)

Title: 625 new cosy crime novels for autumn! (pick one option from each column) 

Column 1: (one option) The.

Column 2: (five options) Chipping-Sodbury, Bishop's Stortford, Kirkby Stephen, Saffron Walden, Melton Mowbray. 

Column 3: (five options) Retired Librarians', Parish Council,Lawn Bowlers', Pub Regulars', Women's Institute.

Column 4: (five options) Murder, Burglary, Littering, Bigamy, Poisoning. 

Column 5: (five options) Investigation Society, Revenge Guild, Detection League, Punishment Club, Inspection Unit.
@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:34 AM

No plans right now. But if you are interested, email me and I will explain other options www.tomgauld.com/contact

@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 10:50 AM

Sure!

@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 10:47 AM

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
…
More silence

"Professor?"
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@manderleypress.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 12:42 PMReposted by @tomgauld.bsky.social

POV: you find a forgotten classic and now you get to bring it back to life
- Book: Woman Alive by Susan Ertz
- Art work by @tomgauld.bsky.social
- Introduction by Graham Norton
We turn our favourite bookcovers into limited edition signed art prints - exclusively at manderleypress.com

@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 8:06 PM

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@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 2:52 PM

Some sketchbook Gruffalo doodles (pic 1) and original ink drawing (pic 2) for the cartoon quoted below.
The drawing is now at www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale

Various sketchbook doodles in pen and pencil of the GruffaloTitle: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors! Lee Chilld: The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow. Sally Rooney: The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart. Kazuo Ishiguro: After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 11:05 AM

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

As we join the great theoretical scientist, he is deep in thought. So still, quiet and focused that he might almost be asleep. But inside that brilliant mind, what new idea is forming? What certainty is being meticulously interrogated? What ingenious theory is ready to change our world forever? (the scientist snores lightly) Ah, it seems he actually is asleep. And that's fine. Science is hard and not every day can be a success. We will come back another time.
@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 10:32 AM

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 6:03 PM

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@tomgauld.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 12:28 PM

I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/

A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 4:15 PM

Haha! That made my day 😁

@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 6:15 PM

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@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 3:37 PM

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 27, 2026, 4:34 PM

Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 10:00 AM

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@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 9:57 AM

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.
many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 3:31 PM

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Title: Gentlemen! Are you in want of a wife? Allow our algorithm to assist!

Image: a series of yes/no questions for that lead to different outcomes. 

Questions include “are you rich?”, “are you dashing?”, “are you a rake” and “are you a vicar?”

Outcomes include “You win the most beautiful daughter of the richest man in the county!”, “You remain a bachelor”, “You marry a dowdy cousin” and “You rescue a 23-year-old from Spinsterhood”.
@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 3:00 PM

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@tomgauld.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 2:48 PM

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Course: Introduction to Basic Philosophical Astronomy 
Type: Six-week evening class 
Location: Physics Building Roof 

Modules: 
Week One - Whoa, look at all those stars 
Week Two - Dude, there are, like, bajillions 
Week Three - let me blow your mind with some big bang facts 
week Four - d'you think aliens are doing this on their planet?
Week Five - Let's just chill out and take it all in for a while 
Week Six - Seriously, it's crazy how many stars are up there 

Image: figures sprawl on the roof of a building, gazing at a sky filled with stars.
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