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Max Burbank

@mxburbank.bsky.social

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Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!

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@johnpavlovitz.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 8:04 PMReposted by @mxburbank.bsky.social

Have you noticed that Trump fires the incompetent women but keeps the incompetent men? I have.

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 8:49 PM

"My name is Steven Cheung" and I'm absolutely incapable of keeping my powder dry. I'm a wet powder guy. My powder is soaking at all times. It's because I'm stupid and have no impulse control at all."

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 8:46 PM

"Minors" is a critical word in what he said and refers strictly to surgery, not all other sorts of medical treatments. I don't know enough about it to say whether that's an extreme statement or not. I agree it's problematic, but the choices are him and Paxton, who would be an active threat to LGBTQ+

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:34 PM

Has any reporter got the stones to ask Trump if the job of president is right for him?

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:32 PM

Ls it really "can't" if you make no attempt? Who knows if they could get a candidate. What we know is they can't be bothered. Apparently, this constant level of public embarrassment is preferable to doing anything resembling work.

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:29 PM

Seriously, does anyone NOT think that? I'm including his closest supporters and immediate family.

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:28 PM

A ZACHARIA IS JUST UNDER 1/2 A SCARAMUCCI

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:27 PM

I have it on excellent authority the next Press Secretary is going to be a barrel of raw sewage with a blonde wig on top, googly eyes pasted on the front and a voice chip that tells you about how it used to be an Olympic pole vaulter.

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:23 PM

Well, he probs didn't want any smelly old people votes anyway.

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:16 PM

www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u... Less then 1/2 a SCARAMUCCI!!! A NEW WORLD RECORD!!!

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 5:38 PM

Wait... is this post meant to imply that the thing you should "wear" at the gym is a mostly naked Donald Trump? Like, you should put him on you?

@cwebbonline.comOct 16, 2026, 1:31 PMReposted by @mxburbank.bsky.social

JD VANCE CALLING ABDUL EL-SAYED A WEASEL IS RICH THE REINVENTION TOUR 🤡 Born James Donald Bowman, changed his name twice 🤡 Compared Trump to Hitler, then became his VP 🤡 Called Trump a “moral disaster,” now kisses his ass 🤡 Admitted he was willing to “create stories” to get media attention

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@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:36 PM

Imagine you paid millions of dollars to a plastic surgeon to reshape your entire head, and you came out looking like if Shane Gillis slept outside and lost his razor. If he thinks he looks good, it's no Fucking wonder Cyber Trucks look like they do.

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@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:29 PM

BUT RON, BE FAIR! She says some unnamed people told her it was fine! THEY TOLD HER IT WAS FINE TO DO THAT!!!

RRon Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 12:34 AM

You can play whatever semantic games you want. But when you go on TV and identify yourself as a lawyer or attorney but you never passed a bar exam, represented a client, appeared in court, or signed a pleading, you know you are intentionally trying to fool the audience.

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:27 PM

Can we ad "child sex trafficking" to the list of indulgences these F-ers grant themselves?

@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:25 PM

www.reuters.com/world/europe... So... officially, as a matter of policy, UYkraine is now an enemy? I'm not supporting any action, but if Ukraine struck us now, they would be justified.

@warren.senate.govOct 15, 2026, 2:31 PMReposted by @mxburbank.bsky.social

It’s time to hold the bankers who financed Jeffrey Epstein accountable.

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@therickydavila.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 4:49 AMReposted by @mxburbank.bsky.social

I continue to never regret voting for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.

@joncooper-us.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 1:27 PMReposted by @mxburbank.bsky.social

Thirty years ago, Susan Collins promised Maine voters she’d serve only two terms. Now she’s a multimillionaire asking them for a sixth. Her current net worth is estimated to be roughly $6.8 million. Not bad for a Senate salary of $174,000 per year.

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@mxburbank.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:13 PM

I think at this point it might behoove the Trump administration to release a list of anyone at all any of them have ever worked with who is not some kind of sex criminal.

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