I'm gonna tell my kids panel two is from Hellraiser.

The prophets, Bee VIS and Head of Butts foretold of when we would take the piss out of video musics. Then the YouTube Nation attacked.

Twisted Kaiju Theater #554: The Reach Around Okay, to those of you born after 2000 this may require some explanation. Back in the stone age, there was this this thing called Television Music. It gave us some of our most American fetishes and nightmare fuel.

Me: my pinball wizard casts fireball. The DM: God damnit, we get one night a week to come together. Can you not make your problems with your wife OUR problem too?

I had waited all season for that song. The battle sequence is immaculate. "I'll terrify them." And they accept it because they KNOW that drunkard is THE SHIT!!!

I bring this out every year, because shit like THIS is why we have to have a national coming out day.

Were you expecting a happy story?

If I don't cry twice during this film, it won't measure up to the previous film.

I fucking hate Gemini

This movie has layers

Okay I have to ask, where did you get these beautiful creatures

Okay, she's beautiful

It's like they see fiction as entertainment instead of cautionary tales.

I see you have fine taste in the classics

I don't do throwback comics anymore. My comics are a frequency and a vibe. This is Twisted Kaiju theater

Mister Cage, my admiration for you continues to grow.

10,000 fists? In this economy?!?

Election Day Tickets Acquired