I’m checking out my dog and my 6 indoor cats, thinking to myself that they all roam the house and have full access to my bedroom whilst I am sleeping, and not a single one of them have disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood…

Schumer and Jeffries are Trump’s puppet Republicrats. Trump is Putin’s puppet. That makes Schumer & Jeffries puppets of a puppet. Puppepets, otherwise defined as traitorous self serving owned bitches counting their $ and holding Trump’s cock while they‘re watching their stocks…

I use egg noodles.

You haven’t seen my soup pot. 2 chickens hardly cover the bottom of that thing…

Have you tried that recipe with ground, smoked sausage? OMG!

Absolutely!

I freeze and save the bones for bone broth in the instant pot. So good! Makes great soup!

🎶 “I blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top. Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home…”🎶

Damn, I’d forgotten those! I’m old enough to remember 8 oz glass coke bottles for a dime in a machine you inserted your money into, opened the long, narrow door on the left hand side of the machine and physically pulled your coke out. Opener made into front of machine. Those weren’t twist offs!

Miniature dragons without the wings. They know stuff alright...

He’s almost as big as my garbage can lizard from years ago. Little green dude lived on my rolling garbage can, growing fat off the flies attracted to it. On trash day, I’d bump the can a bit and he’d jump off onto a carport pole and hang out elsewhere till I brought the garbage can back. All summer.

I’ll put $10 on the lizard. This ain’t his first spider rodeo…

The cruelty is the point with this criminal admin.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Let the f-bombs roll!

Yea, she’ll be fine. She’ll land on her back somewhere…

Or Freudian…

She didn’t outlast the lettuce. In fact, the lettuce has probably another 10-15 days and is much more useful than Katy. Whoever heard of putting Zachariah on a sandwich?😂😂😂 BZT anyone? No? Can’t say that I blame you. I’ll have the diarrhea lettuce please...

I miss my Chow Chow!💔💔💔

I broke up with a hot girlfriend decades ago because she used my dedicated cast iron corn bread pan to fry eggs and bacon. You think the dog was ever in question?