We've broken the fourth wall to remind you that you'll die one day.

Also, don't ride your bunny stick to go vote MAGA.

Hehehe. Others' fear and surprise is jolly indeed.

Haunted staircase features prominently in China Mieville's new _The Rouse_...

All the cool witches climb trees like a sexy Gandalf.

The pumpkin isn't thrilled to be involved.

Think it's supposed to be the owl, fairy, or pumpkin talking?

"Pumpkee want go squish squish?"

"Smells like piss." "Yep."

"Hee hee. I shot him in the butt."

I think it's the scarecrow's mac, but to me this is a publicity shot for the new spooky cosy crime series Scare & Crow, where a crow and a scarecrow team up to form an unlikely alliance fighting supernatural crimes.

Welp, she's salt.

"Litter means we're pregnant!"