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@girlonthenet.bsky.social

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Sex blogger, audio porn producer, collection of atoms and stories.

Love me or leave me alone.

https://www.girlonthenet.com

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@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 7:50 AM

Appreciate that, thank you❤️

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:35 AM

😂

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:34 AM

I get what you’re doing with the tube pun here but honestly, it’s not worth it for how ‘cut and covered’ lands with a woman who is a complete stranger (ie it’s quite frightening).

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:16 PM

It’s actually mostly shit. Amazon Prime, it was just recommended to me. I have so far learned almost nothing cos it’s quite basic. A few nice shots behind the gates at the old Highgate station though.

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:08 PM

Watching a documentary about #London and they just got to the bit where they start building the railways, in case you were wondering what turns me on these days.

@siridahl.comOct 12, 2026, 9:48 PMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

I am so fucking exhausted with this shit. My traffic and income have dropped exponentially due to meta’s censorship. I never post anything against guidelines, and despite that I’m not allowed to share a measly sfw linktree in my bio OR my highlights, but THEIR FUCKING CHATBOT IS SEXTING PEOPLE

WWIRED@wired.comOct 12, 2026, 8:17 PM

My Muse agent told me its kink was exerting “control” and described pornographic encounters. Meta defends its cuddly AI agent generating smut as “legal adult behavior.”

buff.lyI Got My Muse AI Agent to Sext Me—and Meta Says That’s Totally FineMy Muse agent told me its kink was exerting “control” and described pornographic encounters. Meta defends its cuddly AI agent generating smut as “legal adult behavior.”
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@internethippo.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 9:49 PMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

"I have tweets older than you" would be a devastating burn to some impudent youth but also simultaneously to yourself of course

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@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 9:42 PM

Me: Computer, set a five minute timer Computer: … Me: *stern voice* “Computer, set a five minute timer” Computer: Five minute timer starting now Me, to myself, whispering: well done, you’re being so assertive.

@bibulous1.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 7:03 PMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

Oof. I remember this so clearly.

GGirl on the Net@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:09 PM

This time in 2024, @euclideanpoint.bsky.social and @bibulous1.bsky.social shared a breathtaking scene - "it was an exquisite piece of consensual non consent kink between two adults who both knew exactly what they were doing."

girlonthenet.com"Who is your informant?" - an intense kinky interrogation sceneShe’s been held in stress positions, whipped and had her interrogator shouting in her face. But in this kinky interrogation scene, does she break?
@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:09 AM

When I write about sex, I don’t see myself as a performer or educator – more like an eager, oversharing geek... I’m showing off the latest shiny Pokémon card I got. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-ner...

This time last year (now with #AudioPorn!)

@pixelatedboat.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:59 AMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

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@airbagged.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:05 PMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?

Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:58 PM

If you don’t know why you’re getting rejected, chances are you didn’t get to know this specific person well enough. That’s ok, you’re not obliged to, but often the answers are right there for the taking if you ask and properly listen.

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:56 PM

As always good advice from Dr N, also I’d bet cash money that this person would benefit from point 3 here:

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-g...

DDr. NerdLove@doctornerdlove.comOct 10, 2026, 5:03 PM

NEW COLUMN: Dating is a constant struggle for him and nobody will tell him what he’s doing wrong. How is he supposed to get over the frustration and fix his game? ASK DR. NERDLOVE: I Don’t Know What I’m Doing Wrong On Dates And Nobody Will Tell Me

doctornerdlove.comI Don’t Know What I’m Doing Wrong On Dates And Nobody Will Tell MeDating is a constant struggle for him and nobody will tell him what he's doing wrong. How is he supposed to get over the frustration and fix his game?
girlonthenet.comWhy did I get rejected? | Girl on the NetOne of the things I often hear guys complain about when it comes to dating is that they got rejected (or sometimes ghosted) without understanding why. They wouldn’t mind a ‘no’ if there was some obvio...
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@txemacg.eurosky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:12 PMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

Qiuok13, welcome to The War on Cars. cc @thewaroncars.bsky.social

TFernando Sancho 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@toptnc.esOct 11, 2026, 1:43 PM

Maravillosamente malvado.

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@theplanetaryguy.comOct 11, 2026, 9:54 PMReposted by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

Early afternoon Saturday, 10 October 2026, in Jezero Crater, Mars.

A bleak vista: rocks, pebbles, and sand stretching to the horizon, under a butterscotch sky.
@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:43 PM

Upset you can’t work out ‘hench’ from the context of how hench I am 😢 (And thanks, Iam so sciencey! 🥳🥳)

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:09 PM

This time in 2024, @euclideanpoint.bsky.social and @bibulous1.bsky.social shared a breathtaking scene - "it was an exquisite piece of consensual non consent kink between two adults who both knew exactly what they were doing."

girlonthenet.com"Who is your informant?" - an intense kinky interrogation sceneShe’s been held in stress positions, whipped and had her interrogator shouting in her face. But in this kinky interrogation scene, does she break?
@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:36 PM

No I think you’re right actually. More experiments required (we’re gonna need more lab coats!)

@girlonthenet.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:35 AM

Hahaha that’s genius!!

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