This likely stems from people mistaking bioswales for streams/creeks/waterbodies. I mean, they're vaguely ditch-shaped, right? So you have this happy little stream, it's going to need a few happy little trees. That's just science. Only problem is, you know, that's not how it works.

The offending post:

What gets me is... I'm a nobody. I post stuff about stormwater because I have 20 years of experience in the field. But I don't really go to meetings, I don't advocate publicy. I'm not really a critic, more a shitposter. If she's doing this to me, what is she doing to others?

Receipts:

Fun fact about Jēññīſêr Gōðſrëy: After I wrote a skeet making fun of her Seattle Times article, **she wrote to my work email address** with a copy of the skeet. I never said who my employer is on BSky.

Naw, the one on the right is also carying a fragile ego and a short bed full of air.

Here you go:

It's one of those little things that really helps transform a meth house into a meth home.

Surprise: Many Washingtonians would **love** for it to be the start of a broader state income tax.

You don't get much more conservative than a business owner in Little Saigon. And these are the people right-wing influencers are chewing up and spitting out?

Aldi is also the perfect store. Same limited selection as Trader Joes, mostly store brands, small sized stores, etc. But, at Aldi, the worker (often just one) is allowed to hate the shoppers.

So you're going to file articles of impeachment, right?

The Vita in Smith Tower is also pretty damn classy. If you're in that neighborhood, you should stop by Gloom.

Says the guy who's obviously never seen a pair of great tits.

Come on, Kirkland. You know what you must do. Give us the Kirkland Signature District.

Every day we stay further from God's light.

"Haute bourgeoisification" is there for the taking.

He can support a president who lies, who strains our alliances, who bogs our country down in pointless wars, who directs government funds to favored interests, who couldn't care less about the economy, who appoints extreme reactionaries to the Supreme Court... But building a big arch? Too far.

It's wild to me that GWB has had his reputation so thoroughly rehabilitated over the past few years.