I’m mentally accepting that the Brewers are going to win the World Series. I don’t like it.

Craig Counsell: .255/.342/.344 22.4 WAR, 42HR, 1208 hits 2001 NLCS MVP

Just another example of the Cubs missing expectations

There is no need to put the Colts-Titans game on TV even in Indiana.

The Bears defense has the chance of being so bad I'm not even mad that Sweat got popped for using PEDs. At least he was trying to help the problem

It feels like Dolan and the New York GOP didn't learn a thing from last summer. These people are idiots and I'm glad they are burning their money.

Are we our own company yet?

Get in front of every analytics person in every organization and show them how many outs are wasted purely on bad slides. Make up a stat called Slides Against Fielder Efficiency (SAFE) and ask for my money.

I feel like I could make millions by just teaching MLB players how to slide

Are we 100% sure that Nigella Lawson isn’t a Parker Posey character?

Can I interest you in a slightly used Matt Shaw?

Andrew Dismukes could make it work. Kenan Thompson famously played a Chicago sports fans in Kenan and Kel. Grace Reiter is from Madison, so the accent is built in. I also think Veronika Slowikowska could make it really funny. Plus with Gillis hosting, would work out!

RIP Coach Ditka. You were a bastard, but you were our bastard. :(

First game after Walter Payton's death was at Lambeau. First game after Mike Ditka's death will be at Lambeau. Just the way it should be.

The amount of times I think about being invisible but only when no one is looking at me...

I don't know what meeting is going on at Halas Hall right now, but the Bears haven't said anything publicly about Ditka yet. I'd imagine, given his age, they had plenty of stuff ready to go, but nothing has been published on social or on the website. The Saints have beat them to the punch.

His personality and success as a coach overshadows how revolutionary he was as a tight end. Ditka was a Hall of Fame player before he ever put on the sweater vest.

Mike Ditka had his FLAWS. But to have him pass two days before the Packers game. Booooy if you believe in such things, the Monsters are coming.