Darnold was so ass and the XFL running backs on the active roster handed away 14 points and they were still a fraction away from trying a game tying FG or scoring the winning TD. They’ll get that geriatric-ass team when they see them again and all of them have gout or whatever

Whatever. Don’t fumble in the end zone like an asshole and this game isn’t even close

This is going to be one of THOSE Sam Darnold games (derogatory)

They 100% did not know the rules fire Dan Quinn tonight

LMAO Commanders LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Give me six perennial All-Stars and I’ll tell you what we’ll win some dang ballgames!”

I was hacked

As the only palatable ‘no new rings’ option remaining I must regrettably say this is now a pro-Guardians account. I know how that will end, but rules are rules and a man’s gotta have a code. 

Boy I sure wasn’t

Oh it is gonna get *ugly* ugly for KU in SLC tonight

Woof.

These two are still hanging in there after Houston just went up 28-3 but most of the rest of the student section suddenly remembered they've got a paper to write

This is exactly the same level of K-State offensive performance that made every fan want Matt Wells thrown in prison last season

Good things about that half of K-State football: -it ended -Rice Krispie Treats in the press box went crazy

Oh yeah there's a whole lot of 'first-time head coach' vibes with this team

I don't know what the hell Houston was doing at home against UCF last week because they've come into Manhattan against a K-State team off a bye and absoutely put belt to ass. Nothing about this game has looked difficult for them, they can do whatever they want on offense.

K-State might be doo-doo ass. I take no pleasure in reporting this

Kansas State is extremely bad at tackling

Nice to see you again, Bill.

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