If everyone comes crashing down then nobody comes crashing down. Who actually loses out? Some other rich blokes who speculated on prices always rising? Fuck the lot of it.

Graham finally escapes the YEP and here you are trying to restart the troubles. Let the man enjoy his new job.

We did the moral thing. Well done us.

Grand on. It can't lose, can it?

That's why I reckon they will ultimately settle on something poxy like 30 points as a punishment. It's neither here nor there, just means they have to endure a season without Europe. Something Chelsea, Scum and Spurs have all done without major issue.

Not that it necessarily means a lot, but Man City now 6/7th favourites for relegation on the Betfair exchange

Let's collect out punishment predictions. I'm going to go for... 30 point deduction £100m fine 3 window transfer ban No trophies taken away. Fuck all, essentially.

The Leeds South Bank is really coming along

They were absolutely desperate at the time, so I'm hopeful they're on the hook for the whole lot.

And he's apparent paid £12m/year, so... lots

The noise at The Den is really something. Like tinnitus with added hate crimes.

No possession, barely any successful passes, yet absolutely battering them.

Palace look leaky as fuck here. Into them straight away on Sunday.

Another terrible injustice at Old Trafford. They should have lost by at least 3.

Bloody hell, Pablo has actually scored for West Ham. The Portuguese Billy Paynter.

Similar age. Makes sense.

Just watching the Carabao on ITV. Have to say, Les Ferdinand looks magnificent for a man pushing 60.