Don’t we all want one or twelve of these, ladies?

(🔓) PROOF UNLOCKED: PROOF is now *unlocking* this major breaking news, because bots are swarming online lying about its contents. Here’s the truth, fully sourced: Trump agents working for Israel are covering up murders of Americans—and Trump refuses to stop this wartime Treason. Please SHARE this.

Fucking bold.

So, Mike Huckabee, AmbASSador to Israel, and his trusty sidekick, Milstein, have been withholding critical intelligence about Israel annexing Gaza, which Israel’s not supposed to do, to - get this - assist with the second coming of Christ. They’ve been helping Israel, not us. Traitor much, boys?

Oh.

What is wrong with you?

I’ll live without his blood money.

It’s a bit long, but worth reading every word. Twice.

WOW

WOW

Jesus, is he ever gonna die?

Terrorists.

The cigarette makes it.

Hm.

Oh, and, I also saw a hen turkey crossing a busy city street this week. Everyone stopped to let her pass. Not something you see everyday - a turkey in a city and people stopping for it.

And, PS, I would not pay Amazon $5 a month for anything.

Commercials advertise things I am highly unlikely to buy. The ads are bought and sold on the assumption that the ads will make money for the company making the product. So, no, I do not personally subsidize anyone by sitting through useless commercials.

Not me.

I freakin love Harlem.

I mean, I knew I was capable of disliking people in such a way that nothing could make me like them. But this - this has taught me that I am capable of a hate so strong, so bottomless, so fiery that, when I die, it will become a ball of energy so strong and dense that it will last forever.