Way too much Rit Dye Blonde.

If Paxton loses against Talarico Fuck Face will make him ambassador to Greece and replace Guilfoyle.

Am I weird?: Every time I see a Fuck Face rally, I imagine his followers sitting there holding signs that say "Fuck Me Up."

Some kind of fucked up is going on here: Healthcare for politicians, but not for Americans who elect them.

Yes, people tend to support a new dictator to destroy them. Strange how that works.

Historically, evil leaders never end well.

It will be interesting to watch Putin when Fuck Face no longer has power over this country that he is so desperately holding on to.

They have also invested in his "Tower" in Manhattan. So they know where he lives. I wouldn't fuck with them.

Jared Kushner's idea of "Peace Talks" is to take a piece of cash home with him.

Fuck Face is after Saudi Arabia's oil reserves or a deal for it in exchange for military help against the Houthis.

Every time JD Vance opens his mouth he needs toilet paper to wipe it.

Sometimes a thought can be quite beautiful: Jared Kushner on Saudi Arabia's chopping block.

Fuck Face is turning his back on Saudi Arabia. I guess he and Jared squeezed enough cash out of them.

I'm kinda digging the Mafia's use of cement blocks. By the way, where the fuck are they when you need them?

You know Fuck Face has Jared devising crimes for the coming week, right?

I'm old enough to remember when this country was most desirable [no, I'm not sitting at a bar].

It's Sunday, which means eat a lot, because next week you only have enough money to get you to work so that you can eat the following Sunday again.

Those ICE agents have ancestors who are not from this country.