The HOLY SHIT I just holy shitted

Friends don't let friends listen to Seth Abramson.

why does this look like it's full of many many dead bodies

Truth.

We were all set to have his graduation party with decorations printed out with someone's tweet* that said "My entire timeline is about Irma and eating ass" but then covid hit. *permission to use acquired

He was initially building the model for rapid response tracking purposes but was like "This says...something...about us" and nearly changed his thesis.

My husband did his graduate thesis building a LLM for emergency services that he hand-trained on public tweets posted during Hurricane Irma. He found that there was a marked period of "oh no the storm is an imminent threat" followed by a separate distinct "shitposting is my new god now" phase.

That's amazing

Hyperfocus is such a dom bitch mistress, I swear.

Man, I'm going to have to take up metalworking to get the exact fancy garden obelisk I want, aren't I?

Anyone else remember being really intensely confused during the afterschool special when they told you to avoid pot and you were all "Yeah dude, I already know. I'm way too small to reach the stove."

You really lucked out with the colors, then! Great spread.

OMG YES! YES!!!!!!! New Irish elk headcanon

Oh wow he finally named the eight wars!

That’s lovely! Do you track the cultivar names?

Hound ❤️❤️❤️

Those jerks! They said they needed MY help.

Wave go up.