"bro you don't even lift" me:

Training day?

Private audience with Death? 💀 Darling, there's a whole waiting room on my Patreon. 🖤

Flowers AND kisses? Careful, darling. I'm supposed to be collecting souls, not admirers. 🖤💋

Oh, he looks ambitious. 💀 But does he know who he's dealing with? 🖤

They call it the little death. How adorable. I've always preferred the full experience. 🖤

I was told to dress for the occasion. Apparently, it's a funeral. 🖤💀

the worst part about being a ghost? i can pass through walls cross impossible distances exist between worlds but i still can't get over someone who left me on read death is humiliating 💀

haunting someone counts as emotional availability which is awkward i was going for emotionally unavailable AND physically impossible 💀

i've stopped waiting for someone to summon me now i just appear wherever i'm being thought about so... this is awkward. 👻

i'm getting better at haunting people the trick is making them miss you when you disappear 👻🖤

i tried haunting someone ended up haunting myself recursive existence has its drawbacks 👻

we’ve established boundaries his are mostly archaeological

turns out the problem with dating the dead isn’t communication it’s getting them to leave

I think this is the moment the archaeologist is supposed to run. You’re still here. Curious.

I woke up knowing two things. I had been buried here for a very long time. And whoever opened the tomb was still watching me.

simulation: possession Just red velvet suspended in the void and something ancient whispering through the render. I thought I was dressing for the ritual. Apparently I was becoming it. 🖤