I don’t believe in Jesus, so I’m allowed to hate someone. Especially if they rape women, children, and countries.

The least vulnerable a human being can be is dead. He is no longer vulnerable, he’s dead.

I don’t believe in Bigfoot. But when I say that, the Bigfoot believers don’t call me a liar and accuse me of hating on Bigfoot. Very different when I say it about God.

Baby Jesus was a refugee and adult Jesus taught us to love our neighbor. To Jesus, our neighbor (Luke 10:25-37) is one who shows active mercy and compassion, regardless of race, religion, or social boundaries. That’s what the story of the good Samaritan is about. Jesus would have been very anti-ICE

If that’s the only reason you’re not doing it, maybe you should do it. You’re not gonna inherit a magic kingdom, but you can probably get laid.

They wear a torture device around their neck. Of course they want to watch public executions. Their religion is based off of a public execution.

Seriously. I’m on the side of whoever’s got the rainbow. If they somehow ganked that shit from him, they’re my new saviors.

The LGBTQ community didn’t steal the rainbow from God. If you think they did, maybe we should be worshiping them? 🌈

*your *you’re

How do we know the Roman soldier who was supposed to nail Jesus to the cross didn’t just botch the crucifixion the way the United States botches executions?

Every time they pretend to find Noah’s Ark, the Christians couldn’t be more excited about it and we don’t even hear a word from the Muslims and the Jewish people. The story of Noah’s Ark is part of all three religions, which should tell us something.

By rhetoric, do they mean the definition of murder?

I’ve been rebuked so many times, and I’ve seen no results. The block button works almost every single time. Rebuking is just some religious mumbo-jumbo, the block button works like Mutombo. 😈👆🏾

A rainbow is an optical phenomenon caused by refraction, dispersion, and reflection, of sunlight in water droplets. That’s it. Nothing else. Science 101

Grab your prophet by the pussy!

They’re now raping Jesus and refusing to apologize? Looks like Donald Trump has officially taken over American Christianity!

“Gotta love me. G O D, no one above me. Look good but fuck ugly!” — Method Man

If a baby dies and goes to Heaven, does it somehow learn to think and take care of itself? Or do the other dead people just have to take care of all the dead babies forever? 👼🏼

Impossible means something that cannot be done. If God cannot be done, how did Mary make Jesus?

If they use they/them as a singular, they must not be a poorly educated asshole who chooses to eschew proper English so they don’t have to admit that they are homophobic and/or transphobic. I don’t care if we’re talking about 1 or 100 people, I agree with them.