show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

coffee shop w 2 lines is fucked up. you shouldn't be allowed to buy the last scone i've been waiting for if you're not in line before me.

coin (object, 🤤) vs coin (ren fair slang for money, 🤮) gotta be one of the all time harshest dichotomies in how much i like a word based on which of multiple meanings is being used

gotta say i think "Honey Bucket" remains undefeated in the "pleasant euphemism business name" category

this is so sad

minding my own business and getting bitten HARD on the hands by my cat: this is my fault

also cuberino HATES the sound of ol' reliable, my corsair with cherry reds (and this place is way more echoey than my old home so it probably sounds even worse to her). so i either should get a second keyboard again... dumbass... or at least get new switches for this one

i wish i hadn't gotten rid of my other keyboards. i could really use a bluetooth keyboard for fucking around on the deck. maybe that's why i had a stress dream about trying to go back to recover stuff i "didn't finish moving" last night lmao

petting my cat goes crazy

that's still too many

going to work feels like such a waste of a day

I prefer my vegetables gaping

Still haven’t been tipped this week and I’ll be deleting a media post here tonight if I don’t make any tips by then. Happy Sex Worker Saturday! ✨

Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there.

i'm rabid for lesbians btw

Happy International Lesbian Day, from VGAPride! Here's one of the many lesbian pride flags (the 5-stripe variant of the "sunset" flag).

i consider 3 a job well done