Some personal news, sad to announce I'm leaving Bluesky's finance community to go work on a new social app. It's called Pumpsky and it's based on getting seniors to invest their retirement money in crypto shitcoin scams and promoter-run junior mining companies. Excited to ruin some lives

I lie at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, just waiting to die. All my limbs were broken by my fall down the cliff. Then—I hear the whirr of helicopter blades—getting louder. The chopper lands nearby. A man steps out and walks over to me. Slowly he leans over my lifeless body. "Where's my edit button"

Cashing in my winnings on my "Bluesky gets new CEO before end of 2026" bet on Polymarket. Shoutout to the CFTC for regulating prediction markets as derivatives not securities