While he had a bathroom cabinet overflowing with opioids.

Yes, he is. Got nervous when the back of the bulldozer lifted a little. Bravo, sir!

Unlike bees, wasp's stingers don't pull out when they use them, so they can drill you repeatedly.

Really hoping my home state puts him out of a job in 3 weeks, but Louisiana gonna Louisiana.

Probably going to be one for you too, Steve! Wouldn't want you to feel left out...

Wonder what we'd find on his hard drive and his phone. Bet it wouldn't be Bible Scriptures either.

They said, find the biggest nutjob you have that looks halfway decent for the cameras, that's what we want.

Buried their spines, morals, and dignity along with him.

So does every other dictator whose 🍑 he kisses.

Deeds, Not Words.

I thought Let It Go was going to be the death of me. Was doing my Christmas shopping at a Ross the year Frozen came out, Let It Go came on the intercom, and EVERY LAST KID in the place started singing along like an activated sleeper agent.

He was brilliant.

It's a cult. They can deny it to their last breath, but if he said that TO YOUR FACE and you still clapped and cheered, baby, you're in a cult.

I toss my too-brown or mushy fruits and veggies out for the one that lives under my house. It eats the bugs and doesn't bother me or my pets.

We haven't had a moment's peace since he came down the escalator in 2015.