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this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read

I’ve seen better in bad til tok 🤣😂🤣

Yeah because republicans are such a quiet group of people. They don’t like to share their opinions 👌

Look I know most red states would vote for a literal turd as long as it comes with an R by its name, but Texas you gonna vote for the whole damn septic system?

I thought I lost my can of port rexton porter but found it in my purse.

What kind of muppet would still buy the two week healthcare plan. It’s been 10 years!

When you log on Twitter to find out what incendiary defamations your favorite pro-Trump account has created today, only to find that it has gone up in smoke at a burning bot-hosting Russian data center.

Oh 👋 I just remembered I promised you something. We’re well into fall. Looks like it’s about $100 a barrel.

Talarico should sue.

The only reason he hasn’t won the Nobel peace prize already is to placate the orange plague. How else can anyone explain the oversight?

Canada here: Love it when a plan comes together. We’ve been matchmaking these two for a while now

Same. Exactly the same.

Burnham started his much-needed assault on Brexit yesterday by confirming Russian interference in the vote. Now this: “In a statement to MPs, Andy Burnham will argue it is time to "face up to the reality that Brexit has done more harm than good" and "the status quo is not good enough for Britain."”