if I had a nickel for every time my commute called for this…

If you give me an automated phone tree there is a 79% chance at some point I will yell "TALK TO A PERSON" at the phone

Beck’s triad is 2 turntables and a microphone This is a pericardial effusion joke I made today in conference and none of the young people laughed and that is how I know I am now old

We put a lot of effort into this Indiana voter guide and are really proud of it

oh man so sad to hear. I’m so sorry for your loss

I’ve never been on Discord I’m too old They won’t let me

*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???

If I hear another Youtube Premium ad on a podcast I'm going to lose my shit

JUST LET THE HERLIHY BOY MOVE IN WITH YOU

<wakes up from fugue state> “Hey has anyone through of just not electing terrible humans” <re-enters fugue state>

Got a new pair of pants and discovered at the end of clinic that I wore the 6-inch size sticker on the back of my upper leg all day so my patients must be very impressed

If you do t like widows bay I’ll eat my shoe

But Widows Bay is absolutely terrific

I’ve loved it all