Jam is only tomorrow and yesterday.

Edith is living her best life while her siblings are at daycare.

Someone on Reddit was complaining about the sound at the concert being poorly rigged. Was your experience good or was the rigging bad?

David Brooks should ride off into the sunset with James Carville

Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

After my divorce from a man with an eating disorder my number one wish list item for a new husband was someone who would eat some damn carbs. Dad Bod all the way! 🙌🏻

here's mine: trains are cool and you knew it when you were 5, why are you lying to yourself now

Unpopular opinion but you can’t claim you’re autistic if you have never owned a pet you loved more than life itself. If you’re okay with everything dying on the planet you’re just a sociopath.

My daughter says they put one in jail for eating all the apples

Behind every leading man is a character actor who desperately wants to play a rat creature.

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

We bought Tilda a new pink Death bed and of course Bucky is the one who claims it.

My wife ran off with my AI agent and I miss him.

My response was “A distraction.” I was also a problem child. 😇

I had a friend who was obsessed with Back to the Future and instead of trying to be a scientist or a filmmaker he just tried to befriend someone who would gift him a Time Machine.

She’s a beaut! 😍

Or synchronicity. Definitely Jung would have had opinions about this. 😅

Years ago I had a dream that I got attacked by a vampire with a German accent and someone asked me if it was Peter Theil and I didn’t know what he looked like and when I saw a picture of him I was like “Fuck, it was Peter Theil!”