@mikedrucker.bsky.social
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Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
@mikedrucker.bsky.social“Hi, I’m a 90-year-old rock star whose last hit came before households had dial-up modems. My personality has shifted from edgy artist to angry dad who gets blasted out of a chair in an old music video. Kids these days with their loud guitars and politics are stepping on my lawn”
@atrupar.comReposted by @mikedrucker.bsky.socialit's pretty f'd up that the Trump administration is trying to deport my duly-elected member of Congress
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialCharging up nine devices before a flight so I can feel comforted knowing I’ve got 100% power in nine devices I won’t use during my flight
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialRepublicans will be like, “there’s a vast media conspiracy to give democrats the questions to all debates” and it’s just one of them read a little bit beforehand
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialFuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you. (*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*) I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls
@mikedrucker.bsky.social“My not being a slaver will do nothing to destroy the institution of slavery” is wild because a whole lot of people love using that logic everywhere to gerrymander their boundaries of being a good person
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialReally applies to a lot of people at once
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@mikedrucker.bsky.socialHe’s got a speed record
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialoh fuck off you aging little dork
@gaius.bsky.socialReposted by @mikedrucker.bsky.socialSaw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker
@ftrain.comReposted by @mikedrucker.bsky.socialI built a thing. I LOVED making it. It's called TinyLittleOffice. It's a web office suite (word processor, outliner, decks, spreadsheet, calculator, drawing tool, diagram maker, animator, calendar, trip planner) that stores the docs in your URL. tinylittleoffice.com?c=hgmcggn#/v...
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialit's so weird that angry nerds went from "LEARN TO CODE" to "PROGRAMMING IS HARD"
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialI should note that this happened just now except the me saying something clever part. Angry 60 year old guy was real and a great loathing dick ass pat down no notes. Spat “Have a good one” after it was over like he’d talk about it in confession this Sunday. Have a good one. You too, sir. You too.
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialTRAVEL TIP: If the scanner screen at the airport inexplicably shows red squares around your dick, balls, and ass area and a gruff 60-year-old man has to manually pat you down while on his knees and he says “take off your belt,” do NOT say “but sir, we haven’t even had dinner yet”
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialI don’t remember when I wasn’t / didn’t feel that way. Some of my earliest memories are of being silly while not feeling like I belonged anywhere
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialwhy does this press conference have the vibe of a quinceañera candle ceremony
@mikedrucker.bsky.socialRemember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.
@mikedrucker.bsky.sociallol imagine being too overtly corrupt for the Trump administration
@rincewind.runReposted by @mikedrucker.bsky.social"ah! well. nevertheless," applies to donald trump and only donald trump, part one million
