Chicks dig the scar

Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it

Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea. Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.

We should put this sign on every politician's desk

Farewell, Dolly x

Notice for cat owners: Your cat will expect breakfast to be served as soon as the eclipse is over.

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

Ein Angriff auf dich ist ein Angriff auf uns alle.

"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."

Updated my profile. Again.

"I know what a pain Andys can be..."

Another one bites the dust.

"Larry likes his breakfast at 9, brunch at 1030 and lunch at noon with plenty of snacks in between. The rest of the job is a doddle"

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Joyeux 14 Juillet - Vive la France! 🇫🇷