Yeah go ahead and just give me the rest now, easier this way

*writing into notebook* please go on

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This would just be a normal thing for a doctor to say since we are all soup

*swallowing entire bowl in a single gulp including the bowl itself*

*swallows entire plate in a single gulp including the plate itself*

Today we are getting quality soup out to the people

Oh yes

Soup, yeah

Embarrassingly ducking out of the first meeting early because I thought they were getting together to play smash bros

I really still cannot get over how it's all the stupidest people thinking they are the smartest ones

Soup of the day: steak quesadillas

It should be Fredo Fabrucci day instead, in my humble opinion

Yes, I swallow the entire thermos in a single gulp including the thermos itself

Episode was like 2010 or 2011 so possible they were influenced by this

For some reason I thought degrassi ended way before this so this is a real treasure trove

And then there is also another side plot about one of the degrassi girls who recently came out and just started dating as an adult - extreme tonal whiplash with all these stories I had no idea the show ran this long or had any of this stuff

It spirals into this ridiculously high stakes plot where a guy tries to force one of the students to shoot and kill somebody Literally watching a scene right now where the girl is like "you don't have to do this"

Currently watching 2010ish degrassi and there's this absolutely wild series of episodes where one of the kids is dating Keke Palmer and it's spliced in with this story about 2 other students that fucking killed a guy

*driving to morgue*