This is me with my emotional support bag of malt vinegar powder

I love that these things are having their lives, too.

One of the things I love love love about getting older is that so many of my things got older with me. I love that I’ve had my dishes and flatware for over a decade. I love that my living room rug has been with me for 20 years. I love that my winter coat has seen so many winters.

I’ve won many awards

I think perhaps gravy is roast chicken plus whipped cream

No sorry that’s just Sprite and whipped cream, Sprite, and Sprite, all on a base of roast chicken

If gretchen’s stunning coinage of “babyproofing” here doesn’t become regular critical jargon I’ll kms

Yes

Oh I’m wrong it’s not roast chicken gravy it’s just roast chicken

God I really need an infographic on all the Mikes and Bryan/Brians etc because I think I have tv-man blindness and I absolutely somehow believed this was by the White Lotus guy

The three Flavors are whipped cream, roast chicken gravy, and Cold Can Of Sprite. All other flavors and all foods are simply combinations of or aspiring to achieve these three true Flavors.

Weird take

Oh my god they make everyone’s ass look spectacular! A baker dreams of making so many amazing cakes

I need to sit for a while with the popular questions that come up when you google Tintin

It’s such a good one

Oh my lord

After much observation, I have concluded that the brunette hundred-thousandaire IVF moms of brownstone Brooklyn are all wearing ass-accentuating brown barrel-cut trousers with slightly shrunken royal blue sweaters

This is wonderful