the manhattan announcement i only ever really hear on like 3rd or 1st av

in manhattan the L train announcements says “hello ladies and gentlemen” but in brooklyn it goes “hello passengers” and this is actually a hilarious bit

i think it’s fine for a form of art to not interest you i picked up a camera and gave myself a game putting shapes i like inside a rectangle so i’d have something to do with myself. i say what i want about the pursuit of that, but if you’re uninterested in the challenge, the result doesn’t matter

seems reasonable, honestly.

once in New Haven i went to a place which claimed to have invented the hamburger and i was served some ground beef on toast by a terrifyingly old man who misgendered me

the best thing you can do when you are sad is to go on bluesky dot application and demonstrate mental illness

can we get it right next door to the original? i have never once needed fronk but every time i walk in the lab i feel a little like i’m in Severance

Gosh I would so desperately love to photograph a BART maintenance yard, paid or not. I should send another email about that. =)

i dunno what happened to me long ago but i have Maps and Street View autism and i'm making it everyone else's problem

today a friend showed me a photo of brooklyn from 10 years ago and 30 seconds later I turned my phone around and went "yeah that's this corner beneath Hewes St" and they went "huh that's wild," showed me another and i went "yeah that's astoria. here's that exact fire alarm callbox in the pic"

The vibe I bring to the function (Abandoned Greyhound office at Cumberland CTA station)

Typo isn’t helping but I promise I’m objectively right, I’ve thought about it for at least 5 minutes.

I’m sorry Cara but all my opinions are extremely correcy. Nevermind that my favorite camera never got a lens longer than a 90mm, that’s unrelated.

you’re different, you have my blessing

I would simply find a more immediately complex environment.

you have to oppose kitsch

Look if Emily’s out here tellin it like it is, I gotta be too.

Voyeurism is a form of cowardice, but please remove the value judgement because that’s fine if that’s what you’re into.

Telephoto lenses are for cowards who want to simplify complex environments.