@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialAfter all the lawsuits start comin' in, Nick Sortor's gonna be more concerned about the price of a barrel, than a barrel of oil ;)
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@tomadelsbach.bsky.social@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Talarico, was this you, coming out of the Lindner Center of Hope Mental Health facility because you had tried to commit suicide? JAMES TALARICO: No sir, that was me, coming out of the Lindner Center Record store after purchasing a copy of Metal Health on vinyl.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialAs it turns out, James Talarico was in a mental institution... supporting a friend ;)
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialHe's no John F. Kennedy, but I think he may have a point.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialPresident Trump has what appears to be a wardrobe malfunction at his rally in Clarksville, TN.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialBREAKING: In a dramatically ironic twist, Susan Dell has saved the entire F'n world.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialKatie Zacharia's first official day as Trump's new Spokes-model/White House Press Secretary was a complete disaster.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialThis is new WH Press Secretary Katie Zacharia today.
And this is Katie Zacharia after 6 months of getting groped by the fat old Nazi and inhaling the rancid stench of his leaky diapers on a daily basis.
Any questions? #KatieZacharia
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialWanna see something REALLY scary?
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialWORLD: OMG, have you seen Susan Dell's face? It's hideous!
Kimberly Guilfoyle: Hold my botox...
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialI think I figured out Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.
@hapagirl.bsky.socialReposted by @tomadelsbach.bsky.social😬🫣😱
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialJust when you thought it was safe to back to Trick 'r Treating...
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialRumors swell that President Trump may have went to Susan Dell's plastic surgeon.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialNatalie Harp in 5 years, because everything Donald Trump touches, dies.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialFixed it.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialWelcome to Michael Dell's nightmares.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialIf you've seen the giant golden naked Trump statue that was just unveiled this morning inside the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France - well, I fixed it, by by making it just a tad more realistic.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.social"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
@tomadelsbach.bsky.social"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, Hun!" - black guy
