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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt

@tommytimp.bsky.social

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A guy with a musical-comedy motor Chicago, IL Not up (or down) for chat

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T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:05 AM

NYPD Blue's Clues

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:01 AM

Odds on Trump calling her 'Michelle Toyota' at least once?

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:59 AM

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:58 AM

As ever,

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:55 AM

Hath no man's dagger here a point for this motherfucker? A grenade, maybe?

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:53 AM

That's about what a Trump bribe will buy you, yes

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:52 AM

Boston.

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:40 PM

"EVEN DON JR. LOOKING BETTER THESE DAYS"

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:01 PM

They tried it. It wasn't a hit.

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:35 PM

Take your fucking AI and fix your got damn jowls first, you ghoulish bastards.

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 8:48 AM

Logan's Run Silent, Run Deep Throat

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:22 AM

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:22 AM

As ever,

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:21 AM

Make Hegseth one of the firing squad

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 2:44 PM

"Sir, the new polls guy is here." "He a weirdo?" "Yessir. Not geeky like the other guys, though. Kind of a Drew Carey/Kissinger hybrid, sir." "Get him into makeup NOW."

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 1:47 PM

I get TOLD all the TIME That I'm TOTES ADORBS From all the five boroughs To the FIVE FUCKIN' OOOOOOOORBS

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 1:33 PM

Think he'll be on the "I WROTE 47 BOOKS, WHERE'S MY NOBEL PRIZE?" tip for the next 72 hours?

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:12 AM

Yellow Submarine gets an exemption, much like "Live and Let Die" gets an exemption in the "Best Bond Theme" list. So, "Baby Mine" or "When I See an Elephant Fly" (problematic) from Dumbo.

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:31 AM

See: Guilt (felon's)

T@tommytimp.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 9:12 AM

PHOTOSHOP THE DIIIIIICK

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