NYPD Blue's Clues
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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Odds on Trump calling her 'Michelle Toyota' at least once?
As ever,
Hath no man's dagger here a point for this motherfucker? A grenade, maybe?
That's about what a Trump bribe will buy you, yes
Boston.
"EVEN DON JR. LOOKING BETTER THESE DAYS"
They tried it. It wasn't a hit.
Take your fucking AI and fix your got damn jowls first, you ghoulish bastards.
Logan's Run Silent, Run Deep Throat
As ever,
Make Hegseth one of the firing squad
"Sir, the new polls guy is here." "He a weirdo?" "Yessir. Not geeky like the other guys, though. Kind of a Drew Carey/Kissinger hybrid, sir." "Get him into makeup NOW."
I get TOLD all the TIME That I'm TOTES ADORBS From all the five boroughs To the FIVE FUCKIN' OOOOOOOORBS
Think he'll be on the "I WROTE 47 BOOKS, WHERE'S MY NOBEL PRIZE?" tip for the next 72 hours?
Yellow Submarine gets an exemption, much like "Live and Let Die" gets an exemption in the "Best Bond Theme" list. So, "Baby Mine" or "When I See an Elephant Fly" (problematic) from Dumbo.
See: Guilt (felon's)
PHOTOSHOP THE DIIIIIICK
