I'll just floss tomorrow
Please vote. Even if you do not think it will change anything, vote. Do it for someone who came to this country because there was nowhere else safe to go and who cannot vote. Do it for the 12 year old child who can’t vote. Be their vote, if you can’t find it within you to vote for yourself.
Pete Hegseth
I'll just floss tomorrow
Asparagus when I try to put it on the grill
Lmao!
diabolical
I DP'd them
It's a bloodbath.
when your kids spend their own money on something
I taught my dog cheap trick’s “Surrender.”
geoff leppard
I want you to know that you have just condemned me to saying it like this for the rest of my life
I was STEM when it was called GATE
Deaf Leopard
I was in the present, but yeah my reflection was from 1999. Did it happen to you too?
That’s not funny. My best friend drowned in pussy our sophomore year of college.
Thinking about buying this little voodoo doll
Ask not for whom the hurdy gurdy sounds. It sounds for thee
Walked by a full-length mirror and now I have "My Hero" by Foo Fighters stuck in my head
