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Satire. Today’s headlines and opinion with a 1940’s tabloid look. Retired military; 2 campaign medals. Northridge earthquake survivor. Avi: CBS broadcaster Edward R. Murrow, London, WWII era. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 8:37 PMReposted by @headlinesmc.bsky.social

It sure feels like DOGE would have laid off the Titanic’s orchestra on Day One.

Banner news headline - with the ship sinking and the orchestra laid off, Trump rearranges the deck chairs on the Titanic.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 8:37 PM

It sure feels like DOGE would have laid off the Titanic’s orchestra on Day One.

Banner news headline - with the ship sinking and the orchestra laid off, Trump rearranges the deck chairs on the Titanic.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 6:26 PM

🔥🔥

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 3:25 PMReposted by @headlinesmc.bsky.social

Is 2026 the year that nothing goes right for an entire year?

Banner news headline - its Russian roulette for the White House as they struggle with a bad Russian oil deal, rising costs, to even an underperforming press secretary.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 3:25 PM

Is 2026 the year that nothing goes right for an entire year?

Banner news headline - its Russian roulette for the White House as they struggle with a bad Russian oil deal, rising costs, to even an underperforming press secretary.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:02 PMReposted by @headlinesmc.bsky.social

“How was your first day at work, honey?”

Banner news headline - an analyst suggests that Trump’s brand new press secretary could use a press secretary of her own - along with a lawyer.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:29 PM

Morning SS - now that’s heaven 🥳🥳

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:27 PM

Morning Ace 🥳

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:26 PM

🔥🔥

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:25 PM

Upside down…read the instructions MT! Well, just a normal morning for you 😵‍💫

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:23 PM

Good morning this is awesome - it will take the rest of the week to swim a lap of this pool 😊

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:02 PM

“How was your first day at work, honey?”

Banner news headline - an analyst suggests that Trump’s brand new press secretary could use a press secretary of her own - along with a lawyer.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 4:11 AM

You don’t even have to say who you are referring to 🍿🍿

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 1:02 AM

Goodbye nursing license ☹️

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 1:01 AM

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@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 8:54 PM

Sean Spicer? Throwback to 2017 👀

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@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 8:51 PM

Throwback: “A large bucket of diesel on No. 6 please.”

Banner news headline - the new Russian diesel fuel has been discovered to contain 40% popcorn oil, to the point that truck stops are beginning to smell like movie theater lobbies.
@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 7:52 PM

In some way I feel sorry for her - how does she look in the mirror and see improvement?

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:36 PM

…and Kash Patel eyes?

@headlinesmc.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:34 PM

The Administration, on message 👀😵‍💫

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