why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here

This is simple. On the flanks are Raymond and DJ Kitty, and in the middle is The Night Passenger.

You Chansey Everything

Points!

wow those circular breathing classes have really paid off

sorry I was a little late. during the flight out on the private jet you booked for me I spilled some caviar on the diamond encrusted vest, which you also provided

*you frantically dig through the gooey shards, cutting yourself multiple times, to reveal a $25 engagement ring* sorry I spent all my money on the briefcase

do you disavow the mario brotherhood

you: *wide awake at 2am* wife: I warned you you: wait you’re the narrator?

SUN: A! Aloha! Hola, anus!

seems criminal this isn’t a palindrome

sorry I can’t make it I have a spooktacular

the only possible silver lining is the potential for another night of scaffolding discourse on blue sky dot app

thank you for telling us which medusa you are talking about

Every Elon demo

as flames consume the cabin you frantically attempt the unlock door gesture on the tablet

I maintain the siege website

I’m been fortunate enough to have a stable job for the last 18 years, which I just quit for a fresh start. Wish me luck I start at Spirit Halloween in two weeks

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

lmao

i’m literally the mayor