I dare a reporter to ask Cameron Hamilton about this.

In my experience ranking disasters is not a productive exercise, and I do not in anyway want to minimize the pain of this shooting for the survivors and victim’s loved ones, however, calling the 2009 Fort Hood Shooting the second worst terrorist attack on US soil is simply ahistorical.

Whoops! I meant to ask you about this today 😬

It’s actually illegal to write a Waffle House Index news story now without mentioning the teleporting.

Why does emailing people when you have an out of office message up feel like you’re doing something illegal?

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We’re just hours away from DeSantis re-hiring Kevin Guthrie to deport the hurricane to Martha’s Vineyard.

This is the correct energy.

Oop.

I’m unfamiliar with Anne Carson but based solely on this reaction it seems like they made the right choice.

The CDC’s response to the plague is just a YouTube video of RFK jr. eating rats.

Mainers who tracked the Collins/Jackson debate will chuckle at this.

Anyone have the hook up on road salt t-shirts? I’m very interested.

Oh, okay. Apparently Troy Jackson does have a personality — snarky bitch (complimentary). Thank god because things were looking exceptionally bleak with this guy.

I read the memo several times since its release. Imagine telling a local government who's operating budget is $40 million that they're going to have to come up with recovery funding when the bridge they lost costs $100 million to replace. 🫠 I'm tired of this grandpa.

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Overheard at a restaurant in Guatemala: “Hi. I’m from Massachusetts. That’s where the Mayflower landed.” SIR.