EssonnianDragon (@essonniandragon.bsky.social)

@merovingians.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 2:29 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

oh my god

@racckiteering.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 10:41 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

Princess who started going on long, conspicuous rides to advertise herself to the dragon she's seen soaring over the countryside Dragon kidnapping the princess seeking the attention of the kingdom's champion after he bested the male she had previously selected Knight who is oblivious to the dynamic

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 11:22 AM

ah yes, the corn kernel :3

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 11:20 AM

hot dog* in its bun * bird

@thatflyingfurry.art Oct 12, 2026, 10:47 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

It me I'm, computer

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 9:51 AM

ugh a proshipper /j

@josie.zone Oct 11, 2026, 7:04 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey

@furry-hater.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 3:56 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

plane halfway submerged in soap and water inside facility with the top text saying: "bathtime"

@michellestringer.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:01 PMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

Edited 4 panel comic of Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says "playing internet slang? I'll show you something interesting"
"The two types of slang are Nazi and AAVE. All slang falls into these two categories. Rizz? AAVE. Chad? Nazi"
Calvin responds "yeah"
Calvin's dad continues 'serving cunt? AAVE. -Maxxing? Nazi. Despite being actually funny, -slop is nazi"

The final panel shows Calvin, eyes wide as he struggles to sleep.

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 7:44 AM

Based on deez nuts

@letitmelo.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:22 PMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

325gb of art and material that artists and animators weren't allowed to use in portfolios to keep themselves fed.

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 6:42 AM

me next? 🥴

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 5:35 AM

Yeah you've won >w<

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 5:31 AM

this is where i post from
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@midlifecrawsis.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:22 PMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

Opening one lineless fullbody slot for $12 please dm me if you are interested.

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:43 PM

How do i attain this power

@nameshiv.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:17 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

the thing about this guy is we do have one thing in common and it's our opinion of his fans

@mathieugallard.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:24 PMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

🗳️ Résultats du premier (et unique) tour de la primaire de "l'espace social-démocrate" : ➡️Glucksmann 66,1%✅ ➡️Faure 14,5% ➡️Royal 7,6% ➡️Maurel 5,9% ➡️Guedj 5,8%

@essonniandragon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:19 PM

I'll make him understand 😉

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:28 AMReposted by @essonniandragon.bsky.social

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:48 AM

You guys should check out Tool