When “National Treasure 3: The Hunt for the Epstein Files” wins an Oscar, remember who pitched it first ⬇️

Calling kids “cum trophies.” Throwing his toddler son across a room. Causing his toddler daughter’s fractured collarbone. Sexually abusing a minor. These are just some of the serious allegations against 5 MAGA Republican candidates. This is not normal. This is madness. Vote Blue.

Guilfoyle text: Stop papering all these things. It’s really dangerous…you could simply call me on signal. Guilfoyle text: What a nightmare you’ll literally cost me my ambassadorship stop writing. Guilfoyle reading the WSJ: Oh, FFS.

Death of shame is a great way to put it.

NEW: Three of the Cornell 7 are flipping the script on Jane Doe: they say SHE initiated sex without asking for THEIR consent. As a former sex crimes prosecutor, I’ve seen plenty of victim blaming. But portraying Jane Doe as the perpetrator? That’s a new low.

Yesterday I posted this video arguing that DA Matthew Van Houten should be replaced by a special prosecutor in the Cornell case. ⬇️ It aged well. An hour later, Gov. Hochul appointed NY AG Letitia James special prosecutor. Here’s why Hochul got this right.

Eric Schmitt channeling the public defender from My Cousin Vinny

She’s the MAGA Kim Kardashian. 😆

When will this war be over? It’s gone on so long Alina Habba got divorced and married again.

He named names. Both parties. An insider’s road map to corruption in Congress. ProPublica corroborated much of what he said about Susan Collins. The FBI probe died under Trump. Congress must investigate. Subpoena the list. Let’s see who sold their souls. Time to clean house.

Just when I thought nothing could be worse than the Lions secondary, this ad comes on

When the Attorney General dodges your questions and calls you disingenuous, don’t retreat. Reject the deflection. Read the receipts. Roll the tape. Andy Cohen asks Real Housewives tougher follow-ups.

TOMORROW: A judge sees what DOJ withheld: FBI interview notes from a woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her at 13-15. DOJ said nothing new here, but reporting says otherwise. Expect the judge to order their release—and DOJ to appeal to run the clock past the midterms.

Missing audio: Trump ballroom…Trump Kennedy Center…Trump arch…Bad news? Blame Biden.

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