You asked for it! YOU ASKED FOR IT (bit confrontational, maybe change before we post) Our latest viewer's competition launches this week - you send in listings, we publish the best, prizes to be won. Head to your local thinking milliners, buy a cap, wear it, & WAIT UNTIL WE LAUNCH before you send!

And also the green, for some reason.

Aww, thanks Andy. That's made our day :) Have a gif on us

It's literally what's written on the big sign that hangs in our office. (It's not, the joke here is that we are seeming to agree with Rob by presenting a possibly believable situation, but in reality it is a fiction, and that dissonance is where the humour comes from)

Dixon of Dock Green: popular BBC television police procedural series that ran from 1955 to 1976. Dixons: One of the UK's largest electrical and photographic retailers, founded in 1937 CEEFAUX: Extraordinarily funny social media account fusing these disparate things together for a joke Colon:

"Get the business card people on the phone, we've got a new motto"

It very much depends on the amount of belongings you need to transfer. Please speak with one of the team to assess the size you'll require.

Might just need Van Diesel for a small move

It very much depends on the amount of belongings you need to transfer. Please speak with one of the team to assess the size you'll require.

"The Battle of Chapel Ash" - a post apocalyptic alien invasion adventure set entirely between the ring road and eye hospital.