Don’t threaten me with a good time 😂😂😂

What’s the difference between a dog & a marine biologist? One wags a tail & the other tags a whale.

Saw a sign in a store window that read “We treat you like family” So I went in and yelled, “you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mom!”

You know what 50cent did when he was hungry? 58

Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob. That is all.

Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob. That is all.

Whose dog is this???? 😂😂😂

About a quarter of them

Whose dog is this???? 😂😂😂

Me: "Wow, I am SO hungry!" Horse: *nervously* "So how hungry ARE you?"

What’s the difference between a dog & a marine biologist? One wags a tail & the other tags a whale.

So not to brag but I have this talent to know what's inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

Me: "Wow, I am SO hungry!" Horse: *nervously* "So how hungry ARE you?"

So not to brag but I have this talent to know what's inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

I wonder what the number 1 answer is??

You know what 50cent did when he was hungry? 58

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood. Technically, pancakes are more important than family.

I wonder what the number 1 answer is??

Ew 😂😂😂😂