The government has invented a pill that makes white people cool and they’re keeping it from you

I’m a certified Caucasian phrenologist

How it feels to bust inside your partner after seven seconds of penetration

There’s probably a better way to arrange our organs, and I will continue with my work until

Sure I get horny, I’m horny right now

I have a butt fetish. I wish I was a giant butt with legs and arms and a cowboy hat

Call me watership the way I’m going down

A log time ago

what the fuck do you need two sets of grandparents for you dumb white bitch. let me kill one

This happened to me once

In heaven there’s a big tv where you can watch the room in hell where goblins use their barbed penises to poke out IDF soldier’s eyes

The only way I can cum is if I think about the urhura’s sensual topless dance from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Naked mouse man

I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos

We are(?)

Oh shit I was supposed to be guarding the White People Extinction Machine but I fell asleep, I hope nobody pushed the button

There’s probably a lot of men who would kill themselves if they found out their dad was packing major meat

Busting makes me feel good