The Misiorowski whiff rate on his fastball: During the season: 40.2 percent Tonight: 18.5 percent Amazing job by the Dodgers tonight to not get beat on one of baseball's most unhittable pitches.

Smoltz: this one was right down the - *ABS challenge shows ball grazing the edge* Even ABS is tired of Smoltz’s shit

Of course it is. These people are idiots. You know that!

I know. I’m a regular. But they usually talk a little Bears too.

This series is like a festival of hate.

I assume there will be a lively discussion about that rather large piece of poo they laid on the turf of the frozen tundra. Luckily, they were in the right place. The toilet paper capitol of the world!

I am a single issue voter. The Brewers must not be allowed to win this series. Trust me. That, not the end of democracy or even the Packers beating the Bears, would be the end of a civil society as we know it.

NEVER

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DJT is the Matt Eberflus of Presidents.

I was sitting here watching the Bears get destroyed, thinking about how long the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia is going to put up with this shit, then thought he will make a proclamation later today about oil or Gas or diesel or something to try to manipulate the markets.

what the dog sees when we're playing fetch

Dan Quinn and Cam Skattebo in deep thought over a game of chess. One of them is making horsey noises with the pieces, but not the knight, which is lodged in the other's throat. Also they're using a game board from Candyland. The game ends in a tie.

Cheer up Bears fans. We aren’t the Commanders

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