Siri Dahl

@siridahl.com

Porn Star 💫 live shows every other Sunday and oodles of original content at onlysiri.com (OF) & siridahl.com (all links)
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Not hearing much from the Sound of Freedom crowd about this child trafficking operation, are we

JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social

🧊✈️ SEATTLE: A girl in chains boards an ICE-chartered GlobalX airplane (tail: N630VA) at Boeing Field, to be transported south to Arizona 👀

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Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

The Onion@theonion.com

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's and I have some personal news to share with you. Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner. Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for. I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing With love and gratitude, stop to end
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I’m 99% sure I found Barry from *your* channel which is also one of my faves, in heavy rotation!! Thank you for the work you do! 🫶

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fortunately I was able to contact him and get the substitution canceled. The post was more about how funny it is that he saw an order full of cat specific items and thought “I’ll swap one out for dog treats” (To be fair he may not have noticed they were dog treats, still funny tho)

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fortunately I caught it before the replacement window had passed. nice try sir, I do not own a dog. I'm sure the treats are very tasty but my cat would throw them up regardless because she throws up EVERYTHING lately

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