The whataboutery from fans of sides owned by nation states is quite amazing. City deserve to face incredibly harsh punishments. Chelsea should’ve been punished more harshly. Double wages (or running a set of feeder clubs, but that’s another story) juices things.

James Maddison actually sums up this Spurs side. Lots of hype, precious little end product.

Between the two teams, you could create a pretty good side. But they are both just so broken and all over the place.

Yup. NB, Solanke is still pretty awful.

I still think this could finish a draw. United are Ryvita at the back.

Such a needless red. De Zerbi is a managerial fraud.

Watching United v Spurs. Like two drunken socially inept billionaires trying to appeal to girls with the size of their wallets. (Baleba looks very good; Solanke is as threatening as a dull spoon - with a proper forward, Spurs would be a few goals up).

He’s deliberately a bit more of a tosser than he is in real life, I suspect. But he is right there.

The new lifestyle guru. You can sometimes fail your way to success.

Prince - albums, just.

No, I don't want to take part in a survey post a thirty minute call, BA. Ah, the IVR; where brand ideas go to die.

Fire him into the sea. You can tell a lot about a person when it comes to the company they keep.

My parents read to me. I read to both of my kids, still. It's one of the great pleasures of parenting.

Heartily depressing. A stuffed animal has more emotion and feeling.

I don't know, but if the ad targeting worked, it'd realise that whilst everything else is falling into the sea, my hair is both not grey and plentiful.

Our household is VERY excited. Congratulations!

Budding Joseph and Josephine Goebbels, this one's for you.

It's increasingly like the collective id of the advertising agency / marcomms world was unleashed on the broader business world, with all its Dunning Krugerisms..

“We used to be bigger” Dylan Moran on the Adam Buxton show 🔥🔥🔥

In another role, I had a former DG of BBC News / Sport. He was a good bloke, quasi wet Tory. Not sure he'd have voted for dear old Kemi.