I'm sorry you face that circumstance. Sounds like you've a well thought through ethical position, which is the only way to maximise your own race of mind

Life is such a nebulous term don't you think? Take Life Imprisonment. Generally 12 years locked up with a lot of not being in prison after that. Ok, so strictly speaking you're not alive, but you're showing a lot more joie de vivre than many who are

Exhibit 1

Well, not to make anyone unduly jealous, but I've got a macaroni cheese pie, adorned with Louisiana Hot Sauce

Surviving one's own murder, albeit in spectral form, is the epitome of life experiences

Add 'piss' to a band name Boomtown Rats Piss

1963's Cleopatra is on the TV today. Good grief, what a range of actors bestride the stage in small parts. Favourite spottings so far - Richard O' Sullivan (yes, Man About the House) and Space 1999's Martin Landau. Nearly as odd as Hi-Di-Hi's Ruth Madoc being in Fiddler on the Roof. As a ghost.

Yes, for £1999.99 you get to nominate which Pharaoh he accompanies to the afterlife

A virtual meet and greet? So, a zoom meeting where you aren't in charge of your own mike...

I get distracted estimating the worth of his jewellery

So, a greater supply than there is demand *at that price*...

There's an obvious possible explanation for that. You've been Munro Bagging in your sleep. Are your slippers looking more like they might have been worn on a trek to and up a 3,000 foot mountain than they did when you went to bed?

Tssk, neither. They'd wear cat suits. Obvs

Tree nuts on the path Coaxing the baby squirrel to play whilst I watch

I've heard him give as fact his opinion on a parenting matter where what he said was in direct opposition to what the qualified experts advise. It annoyed me enough to stop listening to the podcast

Blackpool Beach is Baltic at the height of summer. I imagine you need Arctic strength puffa jackets for a winter visit...

Good oh, off to b&q it is 😊