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Laurie Voss

@seldo.com

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Head of Developer Relations at Arize. Previously: LlamaIndex, Netlify, co-founded npm, awe.sm, started lgbtq.technology. Married to @jovo.design. He/him. πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:55 AM

If I am on the opposite side of an issue to tradwives I feel like this strongly reinforces my correctness.

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:53 AM

I don't even understand the question. It's axiomatic to me.

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:49 AM

It offends me. Things should be efficient!!!

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:47 AM

We are just on opposite sides of this, the most critical issue of our times.

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:43 AM

The context is that I live next door to an ice cream shop and their line is always like 50 people long and it's because every transaction takes 3x longer than it needs to if people would just pick a flavor. It offends my need for efficiency.

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:05 AM

Just pick a flavor. It's not a big deal.

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 3:04 AM

Just pick a flavor.

@seldo.comOct 11, 2026, 12:02 AM

Three!!? After watching somebody try one flavor I'm already livid.

@seldo.comOct 10, 2026, 11:19 PM

Tasting at ice cream shops should not be allowed. Getting the wrong flavor of ice cream is not a high stakes enough decision to justify multiple swings at it. Pick a flavor.

@mattbinder.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 11:09 PMReposted by @seldo.com

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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@seldo.comOct 8, 2026, 1:52 AM

🎡 HELLO SAWADIKA 🎡

@seldo.comOct 7, 2026, 3:20 AM

https://mastodon.well.com/@rk/117397415146098766

@seldo.comOct 7, 2026, 2:00 AM

Once upon a time Claude made up some numbers instead of doing actual arithmetic to find an answer and I told it to never do that again, so now if it wants to know if 1+1=2 it spins up a Python script to be sure.

@seldo.comOct 7, 2026, 1:15 AM

"Oh, are we playing the lunge-towards-you game? I love the lunge-towards-you-game!"

@seldo.comOct 7, 2026, 1:14 AM

She thinks everyone is trying to play.

@seldo.comOct 7, 2026, 1:09 AM

Wily is not a perfect dog and one of her imperfections is being totally unable to tell the difference between a dog who is trying to play and a dog who is trying to kill her.

@seldo.comOct 6, 2026, 10:03 PM

It is 76 degrees in SF so every citizen is complaining that the heat is unbearable.

@seldo.comOct 6, 2026, 6:06 PM

Finally, somebody is asking "hey, can't we get sued for our agents randomly hacking other companies?" https://www.ft.com/content/a5caf8d4-992f-4832-89c3-6c73f6f111fe?accessToken=zwAAAaGnEvNukdOlyvjUmS9IMtOJw2xz9vER_gE.MEUCIC26ZqjN6sLwpwEYeTXFDMLeRsl791eP3rx-wumAiht-AiEAyYXcp5pW6YvG3IJriGwttg1X96Y7uf

@seldo.comOct 6, 2026, 5:17 PM

I remember when a president using a slur would be national news for weeks. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/trump-anti-trans-slur-annie-andrews-south-carolina-democrat-senate-rcna601767

@seldo.comOct 5, 2026, 1:55 AM

It is a word in Tolkien's elvish (it means "boy") but that's actually just coincidence. It comes from "Seldon" in the Foundation novels.

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