Just been down the bar. Good to see that Margo’s letting bygones be bygones.

Yeah, he disappeared for a few years. No idea why...

That's Gary pulling up. He manages our Drop Off fees. Lovely fella.

Sad news. Just heard that Big Davey from freight has been killed by a shark while honeymooning in the Caribbean. Local Police say he didn't suffer too long as he'd only been married 3 days.

Unbelievable. Found a way to turn a problem into a solution and this is the thanks you get. There's no pleasing some people.

Been trying all day to catch a guy who stole some binoculars from Duty Free. The problem is he can see us coming a mile away.

Why fly from here? We’re the only airport that guarantees 100% no delays.* *32% of the time for 9% of any day on 3% of those hours. Not available Mon-Sun*.

This is a disgrace. When planes kept in captivity and become sad, their tail flops over. This one is clearly depressed and needs to be set free. Do the right thing Delta.

I find they nip your bollocks.

That’s the ground crew ready to meet the Newcastle flight.

The girlfriend wanted to give me a sexy treat last night so she wore stockings. It was a little off putting because it meant I couldn’t see her face.

We need a 'forever home' for one of our new sniffer dogs. Unfortunately, it just won't take instruction and wants to attack our Kentucky Fried Chicken all the time.

That's the problem with those Cessna Citations, as soon as they see sheep, their instinct kicks in and they chase.

Hired.

That’s the new training centre for FlyDubai pilots open!

Aaaaaah, the passing distance is 1,000 FEET, and not 1,000 millimetres??? You learn something new every day in this job! Better tell the other controllers.

Burn those darts, they are cursed.

On this day in 1848, WH Smith opened its first shop at Euston Station in London. It gave travellers an exciting taste of what prices would be like 200 years in the future.