Gonna put mine on eBay, under Surace Laptop

Minor correction, the new base model is £2600. The 128gb model is £5900/$5900.

Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.

Microsoft’s website crashed when they tried to do preorders.. not because of volume, it’s still broken.

The new hardware was revealed.. basic model with lowest specs costs £2k. The viewers fell further. Now Nvidia CEO is out but they can’t get his microphone working.

Muse for Windows barely even gets claps from the MS staff, loool. Somebody needs to clip that bit.

Another 2k viewers down. This is an amazing car crash. They have less viewers now than were at the countdown clock before the event.

They’re doing a GenAI demo to show efficiency using a machine with 80gb of RAM (utilised, too) 💀

They are getting absolutely roasted in chat. And chat is locked to people who subscribe to Windows channel for at least a week.

lol it’s losing 1k viewers every few minutes

Microsoft running their ‘new products’ live stream with the CEO and their viewer count is going down as the event is going on. Why? It’s all AI.

I was talking to somebody at a UK council recently and they said they’ve been overwhelmed by GenAI complaints. People sending in 30 page ChatGPT documents about hedge disputes and such. They can’t function.

“the rainforest is gay”

That guy is a fucking idiot of the highest order, and I have no idea why media organisations platformed him like that. He has absolutely no fucking idea what he is talking about. It’s similar with the Anthropic CEO going on about AI botnets crashing the internet. He has no idea what he is on about.

Rarely.

"Scenes of sexual fetishes" is going to be vanilla feet and some leather because gamers have the most boring kinks imaginable. Maybe armpits (shaved, clean, don't stink good, fucking boring) if they feel so spicy.